Gems from the last few days:
"I don't have a tail, I have a butt. A butt for my diaper"
"I'm not a snuggle muffin, I'm a studmuffin"
"I'm Quinn. I can almost fly like Superman."
"I'm going to put Owen in the jungle, because magicians can do that. I'll turn him into a giraffe" (out of nowhere)